WARNING: IF YOU ARE A DUDE AT WORK THEN THEY CAN FIRE YOU NOW FOR HAVING TOO MANY BONERS

Add 'canonically adult' to the pile of 'great titles for porn magazines taken from dialogue in dinosaur comics'

Fly, no - but he can cram index cards into his head!

I'm certain i've read this 'faith=sandcastle' thing somewhere before years ago, but can't find a source. sorry if i am ripping you off, dude in the past with no religion!

Have i got a movie for you! ZOMBIE JURASSIC PARK. zombie velociraptors surrounding people in the dark, half-eaten zombie humans bursting out of zombie t-rex stomachs, an undead army of both humans and dinosaurs, lit from behind, moaning their way towards the camera.

Patrick self-publishes his own newsletter and sells it to friends and neighbours. 25 cents!

The metre used to be defined as 1/10000000th of the distance the north pole to the equator, when travelling through paris, france. now it's defined in terms of how fast light moves in a vacuum. hah! nice try, paris!

Labcoats are scooby snacks to all true professors of science. professor! would you perform this experiment for… THREE labcoats?

Heave your arms into the area immediately above their current locale, proceed to move them in an arc, back and forth, as if you have other things on your mind.

Who here could resist flipping through a book with that title, if you saw it just lying there in a bookstore? if you are saying no then you should follow that with a HEY GUYS I AM ALSO SO MISREPRESENTIN' MY FUTURE ACTIONS RIGHT NOW