I WISH I REALLY COULD ACHIEVE INFINITE SPEED AND OCCUPY ALL PLACES IN THE UNIVERSE AT ONCE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY EVOLVING INTO A SALAMANDER, BECAUSE AT LEAST THEN WE'D HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT BESIDES YOUR BAD OPINIONS

Honestly though «legality» is just a matter of consensus, and consensus can change, and this being my opening argument about how i didn't do it is NOT suspicious

Microphones aren't even small. sometimes they are, but usually you can, like, trip over them. usually you can trip over them at any time without warning

Confidential to canadians: while in America they use «Cliff's Notes», here we call them Coles Notes. the difference is the name, and the lack of possessive, and the individual corporate history of both countries. also now americans started calling them «CliffsNotes» so - that's something we all have to deal with

Rt if u agree

Knowing how to pg-13 curse in french PAYS OFF AGAIN

Please. my entire life has conspired to ensure that i have no idea how to finish that, or indeed, 7000-plus other sentences

It's not fraud it's a PRANK and there's a DIFFERENCE, officer

Based on a fake story because none of this would ever happen to me. RIP to others but i'm different

When you say «i can hurt you in ways a dog can't» it sounds like a threat