Everyone was really annoyed at Sherlock but realized that Fermat had established an iron-clad precedent. thus concluded The Case Of When Sherlock Fermated Everyone

Comics for social networks in 2031: oh god are we still using these sites? oh no oh no

A reverse lamp is a device that literally sucks light out of a room and if you see one do NOT go rubbin' on it!! best keep those rubs to yourself, chief!!

Beats me why most authors write characters that aren't more boring versions of more famous characters. sure as hell ain't my scene

Hi, yeah, i'll take a supreme taco, on account of how i'm supremely satisfied and at peace with my current taco-eating life

WHO'S PREEMPTIVELY LAUGHING NOW??

In the future computers will let us read comics about talking dinosaurs from anywhere in the world, and that will, i can only assume, be worth it all

Given dinosaurs have cloaca i'm REALLY curious as to what t-rex was trying to hint at, and since i'm the author of this comic, i guess all we can conclude is that some dick jokes are essentially unknowable, forever destined to remain beyond our small understanding

I should really take these things down when i'm done with them; this is really just my past self sabotaging my present self and my future self is DONE with it

Sorry to any jabronis reading this who didn't know yet that they were jabronis. honestly though that's such a jabroni situation to find yourself in