Is it not true that the only thing that tells us having a brain is good is, in fact, OUR OWN BRAINS?? where does this rabbit-hole END

Shout out to all the humans in the audience, outraged, shedding another half-human in skin over it

Dear audio diary: i'm gonna be fine, it's just that all this environmental storytelling is EXHAUSTING

Much better than my current reaction to being ignored, which is to say «hey are you ignoring me? hey! hey, are you - hey! are you ignor– hey. hey. heyheyheyheyhey. hey, are you ignoring me??»

Here lies Ryan, who lived life to the fullest. he was also known as the «Curve Ruiner». rip or whatever, screw that guy

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. «Long-time Nuclear Waste Warning Message Wrestler» was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

If it were me i would simply genetically engineer animals that respond, reliably and as desired, when faced with radiation that both mutates and destroys DNA

Dear diary. Is it weird to write you on specially-selected photos of me and my friends, arranged in deliberate sequence? I don't think so, diary.

Self-improvement is hard, egg is easy

If you're wondering if there have been proposals and attempts by marketers to make every 14th of the month a day, then yes, of course there have! starting with January, they're Diary Day, Valentine's Day, White Day, Black Day, Rose Day, Kiss Day, Silver Day, Green Day (do you have the time to listen to me whine), Photo Day, Wine Day, Movie Day, and Money Day.