This is known as a Boltzmann brain. it's named by Mr. Boltzmann, the first earthbound human brain to suggest it, and by Dark Lord K'Xakon Boltzmann, the first eternal cosmos brain to suggest it

This thought experiment is known as the «china brain»! is this name due to historical racisms?? let's build a giant brain and possibly create life to find out!!

Followup question: why did this museum invest so heavily in neon green paint

Still no excusing racist teens tho

Didn't work on you? I'm not surprised, since we all know you were REALLY thinking of… 3, BANANA, and RED!! …no? well, alternate universe you totally was, we're done here

This feels like a personal masterpiece

When it comes to problems, call me crazy, but *i* prefer them fixed

With the biggest questions solved, t-rex is free to turn his attention to other pressing matters, such as why it is allegedly impossible to eat just one of a particular brand of potato chip

No foolin': there was like, a puddle.

Looking forward to it, everyone arrange your lives such that they all tend towards maximum perfection on this date and I will see you there!!