They're called «concealed shoes» and maybe they were for fertility? Or, MAYBE they were for any other motivation you can imagine!!

So uh today in history a tree fell in the woods. write that down.

DO NOT INVESTIGATE TODAY, OR YESTERDAY, OR - OR LET'S JUST SAY ALL DAYS

Columbus sailed the ocean blue owing me $14.92

Is «the gobblezone» the description of the buffet, or the name of the buffet? or is it… BOTH

SORRY TODAY'S TEENS, WE ALL THOUGHT BEEPY BOOP MUSIC RULED AND WE'RE TOO OLD TO CHANGE OUR MINDS NOW

Sometimes it's fun to imagine ca-razy hypotheticals

But that's simply a risk that I am willing (AND TERRIFIED, DUE TO HOW SPOOKY IT IS) to take

I'm not saying i'm history's GREATEST hero, but I am saying that among the set of history's greatest heroes, I certainly am definitely 100% in there

You know that quote about the public not knowing what they want until you show it to them? well uh YOU'RE WELCOME??