I wrote this whole comic before realizing the quote is actually «there were no more WORLDS left to conquer». well, dinosaur Alexander said it different. also neither of them spoke english. also neither of them probably ever said it. so uh now who's weeping

Okay, fine. How about I call my story… «The Odyssey». No? «The Trial». No? «The Collected Short Stories of Franz Kafka». PERFECT.

Heres my impression of t-rex tasting a roasted brussels sprout: «this…. is OKAY!!». thats it, thank you for giving me the opportunity to share my impression of t-rex tasting a roasted brussels sprout

Its actually BETTER than instantaneous, so - thats nice ;P

Also, chicken soup isnt medicine. enjoy!!

Old man yells at (children monetizing their own childhood in the) cloud

Please dont tell them it was meeEEEeeEeeee who scared you

PERHAPS I DIDNT MAKE THIS CLEAR, BUT THE FACT THEYRE SELLING BLOOD FOR PROFIT IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT

I missed: one (1) civilization

Ghosts stay around because of unfinished business, and theres a lot of unfinished business in space