I wrote this whole comic before realizing the quote is actually «there were no more WORLDS left to conquer». well, dinosaur Alexander said it different. also neither of them spoke english. also neither of them probably ever said it. so uh now who's weeping

Okay, fine. How about I call my story… «The Odyssey». No? «The Trial». No? «The Collected Short Stories of Franz Kafka». PERFECT.

Here's my impression of t-rex tasting a roasted brussels sprout: «this…. is OKAY!!». that's it, thank you for giving me the opportunity to share my impression of t-rex tasting a roasted brussels sprout

It's actually BETTER than instantaneous, so - that's nice ;P

Also, chicken soup isn't medicine. enjoy!!

Old man yells at (children monetizing their own childhood in the) cloud

Please don't tell them it was meeEEEeeEeeee who scared you

PERHAPS I DIDN'T MAKE THIS CLEAR, BUT THE FACT THEY'RE SELLING BLOOD FOR PROFIT IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT

I missed: one (1) civilization

Ghosts stay around because of unfinished business, and there's a lot of unfinished business in space