Clayface represents batman's desire to have a clay face. look, it's not rocket science here.

«are these friends… dogs?» is a question that is rarely asked, and that is extremely unfortunate

In ethics this is known as «the trolley problem» and i'm actually the very first to propose that «the fat man» might be a giant baby. we are at the bleeding edge of ethics here. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Only NERDS know that «dickens» is a minced oath for devils. COOL DUDES think it's about an author guy from the 1800s because they know NOTHING is cooler than the canonized classics of western literature

Poison ivy is now the most competent person in the comic, and i see no downsides to that

Facebook simulator would like to know who you hang out with. facebook simulator wants to know what their relationship is to you. facebook simulator wants to know where you'll be tomorrow night. and did you like last night? facebook simulator wants to know if you liked last night.

At present i have no plans to make an eight-issue miniseries out of this story like i did with «the midas flesh» but, on the other hand… WHAT IF I DID??

Reminder that this is dinosaur times, so this was a half bull half DINOSAUR guy. this might seem familiar to you: that is because you've already imagined this years ago, when you once tried to imagine «the best possible form of minotaur».

Here lies pan, who died from Too Much Horny / missed by his friends and family / not so horny now

BITCOIN ME $45 FOR MY CONTINUED SILENCE ON THIS MATTER