Happy wedding to tim and pam, in whose honour me and joey and emily went to boston and in whose honour me and joey and emily did NOT commit any crimes

T-rex's movie idea was mentioned in this text here a few weeks ago. if you didn't read it then, this comic is entirely new to you! but then.. HOW ARE YOU READING THIS?? the last few weeks have truly changed us all

PROBLEMO COUNT: ZERO. THERE ARE ZERO PROBLEMO(S).

Jaws without humans is a movie about a shark that swims near a beach for a while before pulling itself onto an empty boat and exploding

Ah, the solar system: lots of planets orbiting the sun, doing the same thing for millions of years in a way lesser minds would call «boring» but which astronomers insist is «actually pretty neat, if you're an astronomer»!

TO SMASH THIS WEEKEND: the state, capitalism, the patriarchy, the club

Your mother and i have lots fun / but we never rap at the table 'til dinner's done

So hooray for tng fiction in particular i guess

People who say exercise is fun get a commission and make a quick $15 for every five minutes you exercise. IT'S THE ONLY WAY THIS MAKES SENSE

ONLY ACCEPT THIS AWARD IF YOU HAVE READ THE ENTIRE COMIC!! IF YOU JUST SKIPPED TO THE LAST PANEL YOU ARE MERELY POSING AS A «READING THIS ONE PARTICULAR COMIC» EXPERT, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE PRESTIGE IT BRINGS, AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU