And I hope to one day feel it pass over my tongue and lips on its way through my mouth. the sentence, i mean. and OBVIOUSLY also a fried chicken part

Sorry if you didn't come to my comic today to read about bodies and holes but its too late now, its much much MUCH too late now

Uh these are t-rexs opinions, not mine! MY opinion is that the Star Wars prequels ARE distinguishable from the other ones because the prequels are clearly better acted and have more compelling storylines

We dont inherit the earth from the dinosaurs, we borrow it from the post-human cockroach people.

I call this comic, «The Writing Process, Or, Why It Is Good To Have Friends Who Have Better Ideas Than You, But Who Thankfully Work In A Field Unrelated To Writing»

Nobody knows im a dinosaur

Its true! Vanilla is the worlds second-most expensive spice, second only to saffron, which PROBABLY tastes pretty great! Oh, you meant the beaver thing? Listen. Just enjoy your vanilla coke and dont worry about it.

5) all bad emotions deleted, all good emotions doubled in strength

Mfw you know just enough about online dialects to be instantly the most annoying person ever when it comes to online dialects

Sorry mommy bloggers who dont like to eat the wings of a chicken but todays comic does indeed CALL YOU OUT