Welcome to Earth 2: Better Than Earth, where everyone agrees with T-Rex. If you're T-Rex, you're going to find this place initially and superficially terrific!

Police Constable Moriarty appeared and stared at Super Crime Moriarty in shock. «Dear lord,» he breathed, «my butt looks amazing in those pants!»

Oh no oh no ohno ohno ohno

There's always a worse you in a suckier timeline! unless you're the suckiest you, in which case make a few more decisions and see if you can't make even a single slightly correct decision. tada! now it's not you anymore!!

Years later, Watson recalled that to Sherlock Holmes, it was always THE robot. «I have seldom heard him mention it under any other name. In his eyes it eclipses and predominates the whole of its kind.»

Worth a shot!

What they do is they mostly kiss on each other

HOT BONUS TIP: the phrase «in other words,» stacks well with a thesaurus, especially an automated one

The words «catch me if you can» appear overnight on your lawn, surrounded by snowmen. Security footage shows only 3:17 of static before the words and snowmen appear in what was previously pristine snow. No footsteps are found entering or leaving the area.

Um actually things can start pushing their way out of your face even while within the womb, so keep that in mind when considering whether or not to become a human