I am ALL CUT UP on my left side: damage which, if I were to be viewed in profile from my right, would not be visible from that particular angle

I'm sorry it didn't work out between you two, nasa engineers :(

In case you're wondering, «there was a time of which upon» is a brand-new phrase, according to google. well. i mean, not anymore.

Can someone let the producers of every single sherlock adaptation know, okay, thanks in advance

Please don't save or print out this comic. they're not my secret identities to share, and i don't know what i was thinking. i was really irresponsible to even put it online.

ALSO I'D ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION MY HANDS WERE GETTING REAL TIRED

DID YOU KNOW: the expression «holy cow» could have come from an earlier expression «holey cow», referring to a cow with holes in it? it's actually technically possible!!

A MACHINE that turns DIRT into EDIBLE DIRT BYPRODUCTS?? why yes, i believe i do know people who would decide to eat that exclusively

The keystone to weight loss! The secret to the body you've always desired that doctors DON'T want you to know! JUST LICK A POOP

You can only hold in the simpsons references for so long until they come out in a torrent of simpsons references like that time sideshow bob's brother cecil tried to blow up the dam (if he'd been successful, i mean)