I'm my own biggest fanfiction

This means that you are responsible for all the greatest works of art, but i mean, you made them so it makes sense you'd like them right??

I SET 'EM UP, THEN I ALSO MYSELF KNOCK 'EM DOWN. I LIVE ALONE

Hello my name is ryan and if you really loved me you'd label every group of babies «a harvest»

We thought getting them both to the same party would be a good idea. WE WERE FOOLS, EACH AND ALL BLINDED BY HOPE

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If you can clench your butt in like that then yes, you have truly earned that tattoo

Also her plan was creepy and a little obsessive, but Sally knew that if she found her Fixed Timmy he wouldn't mind, because that was one of the ways she fixed him.

That sigh is half sorrow for being dumber than a baby, and half wistful anticipation of future mealtime treats. it is a brand new emotion, one full of contradiction and meat, easily eclipsing all previous emotions in both intensity and memorability.

Ironhoof doesn't do much these days.