To the library! via the torch store! via a math class at the local university just to make sure our numbers are right!!

Stan's another character of mine who plays by his own rules! he doesn't respect my writing style! he thinks I should only use at most three exclamation marks per novel! somtimes i use three per sentence!!!

WHO'S A GOOD DOG?? YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE! CAN YOU GET ME A DRINK OF ORANGE JUICE AND SOME FRIED CHICKEN PLEASE

Or she was greedy and wanted more gold WHO CAN SAY

T-rex is putting «tweet» in finger quotes but you can only really see it in panel two

Zombies have appeared and humanity is failing, until we get some help from a very unexpected source, long thought to be merely the stuff of folk tales: the vampires. Revealing themselves en masse worldwide, they join our side. With their help, humanity at last stands a fighting chance for survival. We don't know why the Vampires are helping us until a second-act reveal shocks us with the origin of Zombie Zero, whose mindless bite first began spreading the degenerate strain. But just as it seems like humanity might win, we discover even as society was crumbling, elements of the U.S. Army began experiments in weaponizing… The Bite. Army-branded pseudo-zombies have broken loose: and unlike the ones we were originally fighting, these ones think. These ones work in squads. These ones answer only to The General.

I was going to say that history sure is full of losers, but then i did the math and i've spent 99.999999999999691% of my time there, rounded to the nearest second

DON'T end every sentence with ;). actually I changed my mind: DO end every sentence with ;) because this is gonna be GREAT

First I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. OR WILL I??

You can't hurry love. the rest of us can no problem but dude, we've seen you try. you are like, the absolute worst at hurrying love