Anyway it's «total eclipse of the heart» on endless loop because if there's any other emotions beyond «this power ballad rules, OMG» then i'm afraid i simply don't care to feel them

Well THAT finally explains all those gifts with the tags that read «for your continued silence»

A further reminder to all Agents: if you come into visual contact with the «Frosty» artifact, do not observe his dancing for more than two seconds at a time, with total exposure kept below eleven seconds total. Fifteen of the seventeen children known to have chased him «here and there, all around the square» have been admitted into [REDACTED] with symptoms of extreme ocular [REDACTED]. The remaining two, when examined, were found to have [DOCUMENT ABRUPTLY ENDS AT THIS POINT]

This belief in historical significance is constantly reaffirmed by the other linguistic reindeer of Case #4739, who have been observed shouting it out with what appears to be glee. Extreme caution around these animals is recommended to all Agents at all times.

All of the other reindeer aren't laughing now.

And a very merry [REDACTED] to us all.

What songs were they likely listening to on the radio? What was the weather like? How deep does this rabbit hole go? How historically accurate must your idea of your parents boinking be until it is, at last, enough??

If this happens to you, poison control will tell you NOT to induce vomiting, because the danger is in the glass going down your throat. once it's in your belly it's safest to let it pass naturally. HOWEVER if this happens to you please call poison control yourself to confirm and do NOT rely on secret medical advice hidden on a laffy-laff website you like

«Disney/time-warner» is dinosaur slang which roughly translated means «y'all»

The people who send me emails complaining about too much hidden content are going to be SUPER CHEESED when they figure out what's going on here