Smokin' hot, smokin' brilliant, smokin' great at achieving her goals / goalsets

A few weeks ago t-rex said he had too many friends already. that's, um, that's no longer a problem

ERROR 5001: YOUR PSEUDOCODE IS A PSEUDOLOAD / OF CRAP I MEAN, I'M IN SASSING-YOU MODE

I did the math and it works out as long as I don't have any readers who are like, five years old. if you are a reader who is like, five years old, then please just sit and contemplate at this comic for a few years and it will eventually TOTALLY WORK

Hey you wanna come up for coffee 88_88

«Sonneteers»: a real thing those who write sonnets get to call themselves. i thought «cartoonist» was a rad job but i didn't realize i could describe myself as a «comicteer» or, failing that, «dialoguenaut»

Robert Frost called free verse «playing tennis without a net»! I LOVE ROBERT FROST. Also Robert Service. Big into Roberts over here.

Words my spellcheck objected to in this comic: thon, rex, obvs, badass, aplosive. clearly the longer dinosaur comics goes on the more it drifts from «english as she is spoke» towards «hey what if we just made the language more awesome though»

All my sweeties were big into how I did relationships. Initially, I mean!

Corpses have cadaverine and putricene in them that make them smell bad. maybe poops are full of pooptonium? HELLO SCIENTISTS AN INTERNET CARTOONIST HAS SOME QUESTIONS HERE