This park used to be my favourite place in the world! it seemed bigger then

In panel three t-rex is saying he's got his opinions totally prepared, though he MAY be stealth launching the fantastic new merchandise «opinions totes»: cloth bags with opinions written on them! things like «I <3 PALS» and «SOMETIMES, I GET SAD»

It was a busy week; I'd fully understand if you'd forgotten this aspect of it

I wrote this comic while staying in a hotel room with my wife. she was sleeping in but *I* was being productive, writing an internet comic about threesomes

T-rex got a really good answer in panel five because I'M really good at plagiarizing Dan Savage, who I believe MAY be objectively awesome

Interestingly, this is the only version of the story in which red survives without needing a man to help her! the poop gambit pays off AGAIN

Actually the story goes on for a bit: king's wife is jealous and wants the babies killed and made into meals, but the king finds out and so instead burns the queen alive, AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. PS: LUCKY PEOPLE ARE LUCKY EVEN WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING, I HOPE YOU GOT THAT FROM THIS STORY

The story has sublimated cannibalism and children unknowingly consuming quasi-human flesh, there is some potential there, make the wizard a mother figure and we just might be in BUSINESS

Problems they're both equally responsible for: MY HURT FEELINGS

I choose to believe in this problem not because it is likely but because it is rad