See? all that practice with saying things like «colon openbracket» is PAYING OFF ;(

Panel 7: god says «WAIT SORRY I GAVE YOU THE WRONG LIST THAT WAS THE LIST OF THE MOST POPULAR CAT NAMES 2 YEARS FROM NOW / WOW / IT'S CRAZY THAT THEY OVERLAP SO PERFECTLY I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE»

Are these snapshots of two separate conversations between t-rex and dromiceiomimus and between t-rex and utahraptor, or did dromiceiomimus somehow turn into utahraptor between panels?? the answer, my friend, depends on how good you are at filling in missing information in creative works

Before you answer, remember that regrets are for people who didn't take days off

The moon: french?

Okay so i kinda had more positive things i wanted to say about gendered nouns today but t-rex would not allow it; i will try again tomorrow

The language we use affects the thoughts we think! or, in french: the female language we use affects the female thoughts we think!

Awww, t-rex! i'll write fanfiction about you with you. come to think of it, that's basically what my job is already anyway

I just had the craziest dream! It was so crazy that I immediately hopped out of bed and stood upright in my featureless white bedroom!

In panel four, was t-rex going to say «fancy moustaches» or was he going to say «fancy moustache monkeys»? we may never know.