Plus those generally shoot out from the tear ducts anyway, so WHATEVER

A tragic accident in selecting the size of the meteorite leads to the destruction of most life on earth? nope, don't be ridiculous, t-rex and god TOTALLY nail this one and everyone goes away satisfied with an extremely excellent high five.

Not true, teen cosmo: cosmonaut teen is the most compelling character. she's SO AWESOME, you guys, and she's not teen astro's girlfriend just because their names match up. she's not teen astro's girlfriend for a ton of other reasons

For lunch yesterday i had a *RECORD SCRATCH* ham sandwich

UPON CLOSER INSPECTION I ALSO FEAR UNFAIR REGIONAL RELEASE DATES IN MY AREA BUT WE MUST CHOOSE OUR BATTLES

In today's comic: utahraptor gets CONFUSED

Fifty bucks: a not-insignificant amount of bucks?

*I'llusemyhands*

Anyone who says «Wait a minute, they couldn't meet because time travel isn't possible in Star Wars!» is clearly not familiar with a little thing called THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE

Utahraptor, the 'look at your burned hands' part of «burn ward get-to 64» has an endless loop of me saying «ouch ouch OUCH ouch ouch» and then sometimes «daaaaang»; i've ALREADY recorded this for you.