I should've called this comic, HOW TO BE IMMUNE TO CRITICISM, BY RYAN NORTH, HISTORY'S GREATEST LIVING BEING IN ALL TIMELINES

Originally it was judge everything by dictionary standards day, and we were judging a romance novel: «I enjoyed the bold new additions: the narrative, the growing sexual tension, and finally, the many scenes of sexual intercourse themselves. A welcome distraction from the endless definitions of words.»

WAIT DID I SAY SPRING BREAK I MEANT TRIX BREAKFAST CEREAL ASSUMING THE ADVERTISING IS TO BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUUUUUUUUU-

Like most members of the animal kingdom, the majestic t-rex became ornery when forced to make stops because if they focused they could BE THERE already

Hey what do you know, a comic about the oil spill and the g20 all in one

I intend to fake my own death and make it look like old age, heads up

«I'll show myself out.»

Even if the robot or fight analogy is ridiculous, like punching a robot who has already reached Punch Maximum

«Later on your sense of smell was restored through a series of misadventures, and you insisted on celebrating by smelling everyone»

«The latest celeb astronaut is a handsome T-Rex! His mistress: the endless vacuum of lifeless space.»