Are you aware, messrs HSBC? and holes have many more convenient downtown locations, i MUST say

Oh also! reading this hidden text indicates your irrevocable tacit consent to PARTYING DOWN at your earliest convenience; LET'S DO THIS

Hurricanes form over water so i guess we're in a boat. heads up.

Why is t-rex apologizing to dromiceiomimus? IF YOU MUST KNOW, it's the conclusion to an incredibly dramatic story arc that happened over the weekend when the comic unfortunately does not update, and which will NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN

Friiiiiiiiiiig how embarrassiiiiiiiiing

Yesterday all the emilys in the audience were saying «yes! awesome!», now all the doctors madame frances experimentos are saying «yes! FINALLY.»

Idis' hand freezes, mid-knock, as she accidentally overhears t-rex in the last panel. she turns, running from the building, tears streaming down her face. she is totally :(

Haha, that's not true! you can still benefit from the placebo effect even if you know about it; LET YOUR FAITH IN THE AUTHORITY OF INTERNET CARTOONISTS CONVINCE YOUR BODY OF THIS

If you have purchased these mugs and given them to two different dads then you are only contributing to world's greatest dad grade inflation (wgdgi) («wigdeegee») («wigdiggy»)

Choosing a religion based on the afterlife presented seems like a brilliant idea, given certain enabling assumptions