The sub-subtitle is «WHERE ARE YOUR VAMPIRES NOW»

This does kinda work in real life: if someone asks for a strongman, you can answer with a double flex and a single raised eyebrow. i say «you», of course, because i - i can't raise one eyebrow

Dude, my nostalgias so layered that photoshop crashes whenever i open the file

WHILE YOU EAT, LETS HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE NATURE OF CONSENT

BUT SINCE YOURE HERE LET US ASK TWO QUESTIONS: DO YOU THINK NON-REFUSAL IS A PROPER SUBCLASS OF ACCEPTANCE, AND HOW COME YOU SAY «FRIG» SO MUCH

Any game that you can randomly lose on the first turn is a stupid game. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE, DONT EVEN TRY TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE PLANTING LITTLE FLAGS IS FUN

Utahraptor your epitaph makes me want to die RIGHT NOW so i can use it before anyone else! I LOVE BEING ALIVE, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF??

Im sorry i had to be so harsh, friends, it is only SOMETIMES

If you are reading this comic while already tripping all the balls, heads up, you are about to get a greater supply of balls and trip ALL OVER THEM

THEY LINGER EITHER FOR TOO LONG OR FOR NOT LONG ENOUGH AND IF THERES ONE THING YOU REALLY NEED TO SENSE A PERSONS MOOD ABOUT ITS LINGERING HUGS