Okay okay your BIOLOGICAL parents were totally awesome. your emotional parents were pretty rad too though! probably!

T-rex's list of languages goes english, english, english, love, english, violence, english, english, scotlandese

People who skip ahead to the last panel to read the punchline first: OH NO, LOOKS LIKE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE PLAN HAS BACKFIRED THIS TIME

Captain I Say Stupid Things At Parties is not a rhetorical device, he's a real person. he's one of those guys whose name has kinda influenced his life, you know?

Comics, baby. COMICS JUST HAPPENED

Oh batman, why you got to be so heteronormative

First off, you need to play him HANDSOMER

The real question is why strongmen don't wear clothing scaled to their physique, only the incredible hulk has a plausible excuse and even HE takes care of it when it comes to his party shorts

Meanwhile, god is still flexing

Expect a comic looking forward to snowmen and sliding on ice in november, i am as fickle as a summer's rain, yet twice as sweet