Disappointed to not be able to work in the monohorse, the shuttlepack (a space shuttle that you strap on your back, somebody invent this PLEASE), and the consumer-market automocopter

If you think it's so dogs can drink from the toilet, dogs can learn to use the faucet instead! now THAT is a future worth fighting for, my friends

Oh my goodness this comic is so dumb, WHY DO I LIKE IT SO MUCH

Hahaha, no she didn't! she'll be back tomorrow, she's like BATMAN, throwing down a smoke capsule the instant before impact and no body is ever found! here is a secret: she is the most competent character in the ENTIRE COMIC

By «future archeologists» i mean «future MOON archeologists, but it's a well-known fact that anything proceeded by the adjective «future» sort of already has «moon» implied there

Mr. John Main standing and looking by Main Street, Ms. Jane 4th quite proud of her avenue

Who eats pure tomato paste? worse still, who puts those people in charge of APPLIED NAMEOLOGY??

Also if you die without any ID on you except for this comic, it'll be used to try to identify you. «frig, guess he liked giraffes» they'll say

The price of helium has more than doubled in the past decade, our children's children will pay a high premium to have their voices sound briefly yet hilariously squeaky

On the other hand, horror stories become way less scary when the storyteller is so insistently self-skeptical at their own tale of creeping horror. THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! IN MY OPINION, I MEAN, AND I'M PROBABLY TOTALLY WRONG!!