It turns out i can't even see straight with these heart-shaped pupils

Wackyteenfanfiction.com does not resolve to pages and pages of wacky teen fan fiction written. seriously THIS CLOSE to giving up on this being the best of all possible worlds over here

The tagline is, «is it a story of a brutal murder with curtains in it, or is it a curtain catalogue… with a murderer on the loose?»

There is a typo in this comic; clearly in panel 5 I intended to write «I can see the advantage at the societal level in not having folks with s'mores thousands of years out of date still running around»

A more accurate line would be «Well-established trails for riding a horse along? Where we're going, we don't need… well-established trails for riding a horse along.»; either will be enough to concede the point

This one goes out to my sweetie jenn, who found wierd things in at the bottom of her coffee this morning! SORRY BABY, YOU KNOW THE RULES: FIRST COMES COMICS AND THEN MAYBE EMPATHY

My friends, act like «friggin'» is in someone's name and eventually that will be the case

Frig? no man, it's a great word. people use it all the time in the - distant past from which i am from?

/THAT'S NOT POOP, T-REX/

Anyway this is the perfect segue to my new book, «The Man Who Sucked His Own Toe But Only To See What It Was Like»