Is utahraptor so impressed with t-rex in panel five that he's left gaping in amazement? no, t-rex just wouldnt let him get a word in edgewise. in panel 7 utahraptor spins around a laptop dramatically and says «you got that off wikipedia»

This one goes out to shortpants, all the shortpants

I know a certain chris hastings of dr mcninja dot com who is nodding his head in agreement right now

The marriage is out of continuity so it wont even last as long as supermans death did. ouch for - archie, i guess?

Kris straub of starslip dot com informs me that theres already a 1985 movie called «MURDER IN SPACE», in which the crew of the murder ship is forbidden from returning to earth… until they have solved the murders! IN SPACE

I know you know it but i just wanted to say it: our friendship is secure regardless of corporeality.

Dromiceiomimus: a classy dame in my inertial reference frame

Lets not kid ourselves; its always an exciting time to be saying «forsooth»

Today is a good day for revenging yourself upon your enemies, as opposed to today being, you know, a good day for revenging yourself upon perfect strangers

Alternate ending: t-rex and utahraptor realize their «is this all there is?» mug would sneak under the office radar if there was, like, a cute cartoon sherlock holmes with a magnifying glass on it. then they/me realize that the «life is unBEARable» people were always one step ahead!!