There are - there are several reasons.

For those of who you don't remember america's funniest home videos, it's basically youtube, but with none of the brutally dumb comments and with way more bob saget. you know, in retrospect, we had it pretty good

WELCOME TO DISAPPOINTMENT THURSDAY. DISAPPOINTED THURSDAY IS… DISAPPOINTED TO SEE YOU

Be it resolved that monocle guys are the new Other

I spilt it on my bed and it doesn't wash out! hilarious!

I VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP BUT SO HELP ME I'LL END IT OVER THIS

What adult life is actually like: «ooh, a new kind of cream cheese! i - i should try this on a bagel.»

Dear diary, why do nascent machine intelligences gotta be such DICKS

Guys there's zero hits on google for «customers know what they want, but they want what they know». i am seriously just WHIPPING OFF quality business advice here!

I wanted more MANLY ADVENTURE NARRATIVE and less WEAK ROMANCE WITH ILSA where the breen censorship code at the time forbade depicting a woman leaving her husband for another man anyway! we already know you will stay with your husband, ilsa! can we cut back rapid-fire quips between the captain and rick now please