Horse barbie is a barbie who has been turned into a horse

When the only tool you have is birth control, all your problems start to look like this thing you can maybe have safe sex with.

This new sweater you gave me fits a little tight / but i'm probably still gonna wear it with all my might

Never so shocked as to forget the who/whom distinction

That «hold the bulb while the world revolves around them» joke doesn't make any sense. that technique would, at best, get one only halfway through the bulb-changing process

Microsoft Word WordArt, t-rex? seriously?

In panel 5 utahraptor was supposed to be thinking «i should be more supportive of t-rex's ideas. usually they have nowhere to go but up» but WHOOPS, UTAHRAPTOR OLD BUDDY, NO ROOM FOR THAT! INSTEAD YOU HAVE REACHED A ZEN STATE OF PERFECT THOUGHTLESS AWARENESS

So anyway they were trying to steal the mona lisa (the girl, not the painting)

Noooooooooo

BUT THEY ARE IN A STORY WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD