Number six in the meandering 'for teens!' series, coming after 'Proper Manners', 'Third Dates', 'Human Sexuality', 'Sawing', and 'Overseas Correspondence By Post'

What's this? two tickets to amnesia land?

A: having your own hat?

If i were a sleazy guy i would use my 'if i were you, i'd tell my friends about me' line ALL THE TIME. i'd have it printed on business cards! i'd hand them out to women i just met while stealing sips of their drinks.

Ladies, if you want to win a man's heart, draw the two of you as batman and the joker and it works EVERY TIME

Every conversation in this universe ends like that. you might think it gets tiring, but nope!

Okay cannibals in my audience listen i'm sorry but i'm pretty sure you aren't throwing in with the laws of god and man

In real life truth serum doesn't actually exist!! that and talking dinosaurs is all that separates my comic from the real world

They're beginning to wonder if they're the weird ones for just having a salad for lunch.

Man you go on the maiden cruise of something called 'the riverboat shabby', you are asking for sinky surprises