THE PERFECT WOMAN????

Kids are like, 'ow! fine, here, take the damn ice cream'

I destroyed my chair through sheer force of will while writing this comic. if you don't believe me come see my chair

Hey! t-rex sincerely believes that any song about bitches can be changed to a song about your male acquaintances by replacing 'bitches' with 'fellows'. where my fellows at? fellows ain't shit but hoes and tricks!

You may want to read innuendo into panel 3. i can't stop you! shit! it's a free internet!

The devil is asking for a friend of his. they were playing video games and all of a sudden the guy asked 'do you ever feel bad about your body?' and the sudden implied intimacy was startling, coming from an acquaintance, maybe a near friend, who had previously only asked for him to stop hogging all the powerups. the devil didn't know what to say so he laughed it off, and they finished the game and both acted as if everything was fine, but the question, and the way it made him feel, has lingered with him since.

Where ARE they guys

Alternate ending: utahraptor says 'So - you want to be able to love ads, but also don't want marketers to benefit from this love?' and t-rex replies 'Yes! Is there no way to satiate my perfectly compatible desires?' and then there's no real solution THE END

Ryan can we have one comic about serious issues without full frontal PLEASE

Okay okay god should really be saying 'the exact opposite of how SOME religions work', but that makes the punchline have a terminal case of the NOT FUNNIES