Vampire day is a holiday t-rex invented where you all dress up as vampires and get bitey. it did not survive the cretaceous-tertiary extinction event?

Dude makes some noticeably good sandwiches

'Num num num' being, of course, the iso standard sound effect for munchin on toenails instead of just answering a simple question

Men! i'm out of tips!!

I hope you wanted to read a comic about a girl getting beaned by a log today, because THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT

Here is a persuasive writing tip from utahraptor: if you are writing an essay and want to say 'everything' without having to defend it, write 'most everything'. it means 'a lot of things' but sounds like 'everything' to a casual reader! with this tip including in your 'bag of writerly tricks', you will have certain success in EVERYTHING YOU EVER DO.

Future t-rex is always one step ahead! BAD DUM DUM CHING

This is a crazy comic about how t-rex likes the kanye west song from a while ago. have you heard the song? it's pretty catchy and it is about a woman who digs for gold, totally metaphorically!

It is the best salute t-rex can muster under very difficult physiological circumstances okay

THINGS THAT MAY COST YOU A LIFETIME OF FRIENDSHIP: rampant murderism, incurable stealie-o-holicism, terminal punchiness