Later: EMOTIONAL ISOLATION

Did you notice how i left the gender of the really attractive friend ambiguous? this is so everyone can enjoy their own mental image. this is because i am a considerate writer who cares about his readers

Who among us has not upset the ph balance in our own stomachs as some sort of blind fumble towards entertainment?

Later after that: t-rex, using a pseudonym, publishes a whole series of picture books in which puppies break their legs and then get fired

T-rex is making fun of utahraptor and dromiceiomimus, but they're not around. he still gets the zinger in anyway. that's JUST HOW HE ROLLS

An alternate ending had t-rex opening an entire gender-themed restaurant. the restaurant sold things like patriarchy pie, and you might ask, 'was there anything especially patriarchal about it?' the answer is, well, no, not especially.

Even later: nobody cares about mayonnaise, but everyone loves t-rex's mom!

T-REX PERHAPS WE CAN DISCUSS THE RELIGION THING LATER BUT FOR NOW WE MUST MAINTAIN OUR EYES ON ULTIMATE GLORY OF THE SPEED RUN PRIZE

MORAL: if you are in trouble with someone, you could probably do worse than prepare them dinner?

Meanwhile, in the present, t-rex struggles with the responsibilities inherent with the position of 'el presidente', including a 'tips n tricks' feature for the newsletter, managing the fundraising activities, and being visible in the community.