Doing an endoscopy today so I'm fasting. This meand I'm hungry, tired, cold and a bit worried so I hope at least today's comic is ok.

Cya!

There is a new game on Steam called Dead Cells. Which pretty much hit all the right buttons with me. I'm a simple person, I see 2d roguelikes, I open my wallet.

But than I held my breath… is this game finished or…

Nope, the dreaded early access tag popped and my excitement faded.

It's not I expect the game to suck, or to not be released. I may as well buy it now with a discount instead of waiting 10 months for the full version BUT I won't be playing it until the full release.

My main issue is enjoying the game and reaching the «end» of it and having to wait 6 months for the rest of the game to be released. I don't need to explain how frustating is to stop a game you are enjoying because you bought basically a beta.

For me, early access are for games what raw meat are for steaks. I prefer my games well done.

I hope you guys don't take this stirp too seriously.

I admit, I'm no meat fanatic. My dishes needs to have some animal bits, but I care more about the side dishes and spices than if the meat itself.

This said, if I had to pick, I prefer my meat well-done, but I believe I don't really enjoy the «true» taste of red meat so I simply prefer it served in a way which remove it meaty taste.

If I was a connoisseur of steaks, I'd risk to say, yes, rare is probably the way to go.

I prefer ribs anyway…

One thing I admire on Dota 2 is how diverse and balanced it is. One common complain I see on MOBAs is about how stale the meta is, or how broken some hero is, but not in Dota.

While surely there are fan favorites, I don't think there is any hero people rush to select in hopes for an easy win, and this is impressive given the game has 100+ heroes.

Now, if only Icefrog removed Techies and Tinker from the game, it would be the perfect…

I have no interest in watching the sequel to Batman vs Superman… I don't even know if it's called Batman vs Superman 2 or Justice League or whatever.

The moment the big fight between the 2 protagonists happens, the raison d'être of the whole thing, is defused because a already beaten Supers pathetically begs for his mum life, the movie was over for me.

Not like the movie was much better after that, the whole feud between both heroes wasn't very convincing for me to start, but I wanted to see how the thing would be solved and boy, was I disappointed?

I'm baffled Netherealms managed to make a better DC movie than Hollywood but here it is.

Not to say Injustice doesn't have it's flaws. Wonder Woman obsession over Kriptonian cock gets annoying after a certain point, and the plot armor is strong on whoever needs to win a certain fight but let's say the only way for people like Superman or Flash to lose is with the writer's help.

I also enjoyed Injustice 1 story more than 2, but the keyword here is I ENJOYED both, can't say the same about Batman vs Superman.

Presenting Razor The Hedgehog, who graduated 1st on the Sonic Academy, is Sonic best friend and beat Dark Sonic SSJ X after Obama gave him the Chaos Emeralds.

Original character, do not steal.

When I first saw the Squid Girl taunt (don't know if the boy has a different one) I though «my, my… aren't you being a bit rude my dear?» but since the squid people seen a bit mischiveous I thought it was them just being in character. In my mind it was rude but it did not bother me. If anything, I was just surprised the family friendly Nintendo put anything in his game which isn't extremely sanitized.

My surprise disappeared when Nintendo patched the offensive taunt into something less provocative. Both taunts are still pretty similar and honestly, I think the new one looks better.

I'm unsure how offensive the old taunt was on the rude scale but those days people get offended by pretty much anything so I'm sure someone somewhere lost their shit because of it.

Can't blame Nintendo, really but at least the change was minimal instead of, say, removing squid people from the game.

I was all ready to (try) to do Overwatch Nexus Challenge, and I didn't I need friends who play it on Europe.

I may end up never getting the D-Va police skin but honestly, maybe it's for the best. I don't think I can fit 10 HotS matches in my day.

I want someone from Capcom to confirm if Ed is based on Eminem, because that's what I though when I saw him for the first time. That's the potential for a spaguetti emote right there.

The guy being half psycho-power, half boxer is such a random combination but if things are like that I can only see Balrog and M. Bison has Ed forster parents, giving him proper er… «education» to be a productive member of Shadaloo.

I wanted to make a rant about Salt and Sanctuary and Dead Cells, but the truth is I got a cold which is delayed this comic a lot.

I'll just get some rest and talk about those 2 games on a later date.

Cya!