Nerf Now!! 2098
The original version of this strip had Samus all depressed about the consequences of being again on the limelight and Angie scolding Tentajo for his lack of tact but I don't think Samus would be too concerned about dirty pics of her floating around. Sure, she may not be thrilled about it but I don't think she would lose sleep.
While the idea of her being embarassed is funnier and someone misfortune is the basis of comedy, I feel it would be perhaps out of character of her, plus I feel I mocked her enough already.
Good luck Samus, I hope your new games is great even though the chances of me playing it are slim.