Survival of the Cutest

You knew your days in this society were numbered when you decided to go with the tiger-print tanktop.

Getting Carried Away

Can you think of a more efficient way to carry an object the size and weight of a credit card? I didn't think so.

Don't Lose Your Head

Caroline was just so excited to build a magic guillotine that Justine didn't have the heart to stop her.

Study Aid

If you wanted to live, you should have hired a tutor.

Go with the Flow

It's fine. It was on its way to a different, better island.

Knight Shift

Look, I'm all for aesthetic continuity throughout a series, but: as a Modern Gamer of Taste, if I am forced to look at something that looks like it was drawn in 1990, I WILL die.

24-Hour Comic 2020

Welcome to a normal weekend in late 2020, where my hair is uncomfortably long and I'm more anxious than usual about coming into close physical contact with the outside world! There are dangerous things out there these days, like tomato slices touching your food.

Jerk Ethic

Listen, I may not have showed up for work in six months, but I'll be damned if you say I'm not a hard worker.

A Load Off

The biggest plot twist in Death Stranding is when you rebuild the 3D-printed future highways and the game suddenly becomes Truck Driving Simulator, and the second-biggest plot twist is that I loved that.

Exhibiting Symptoms

Everyone thinks Blathers is a wimp, but it takes a lot of confidence to lay out and curate your expensive museum exhibit before you actually have the things you're going to put in it or know what they are.