Reach for the Sky

Sometimes your special cool guy gun is too far away because you are holding too many boxes of action figures. Really makes you think.

Bam-Boo

I will not stand for such hostility on our streets.

Snuggle Smuggle

Sure, you laugh, but you don't know fear until you've seen a cat standing on his hind legs and pointing a knife at you.

Stir the Posse

With complete sincerity: all I wanted to do in this game was run around in the woods and have my own Weirdo Adventures, and the only incentive to do cowboy crimes with my terrible friends was to unlock whatever new fishing lure was locked behind that plot progression.

Locked in Conflict

Speaking as someone who lives in a terrible war-torn future where haircuts are illegal: I get it.

Deerly Beloved

I don't know about you, but my ideal vacation is going to a new land where people constantly barge into my living space and demand that I uproot my life and move in. It's fun for the whole family! The family I'm not allowed to see anymore!

Your Best Shot

The free hand of the market dictates that you should just get shot less if you want to get shot less.

Short-Changed

My Pokemon keep evolving into tall men? Help??

Cat's Cradle

My cat is very high and mighty for a guy who poops in a box.

Whistling in the Dark

Epona just likes making friends.