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Pocket Money
1988 Kamurocho's economy was really weird.
I know Yakuza 6 just came out but you're going to have to wait for me to play through all the other ones first, so I promise I'll have some comics about it in two years. If you are currently playing the new one, just think of this as a flashback.
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Crime Zones
Mr. Resetti does not understand the concept of time zones and everybody is too scared to explain it to him.
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Unplanned Obsolescence
Maybe civilization wouldn't have ended if everyone wasn't so busy unboxing new phones all the time and leaving them strewn around the countryside.
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Bread Alone
Sewer Chef tries so hard and you take his efforts without even so much as a thanks.
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A Seedy Part of Town
They're all just standing there, not giving me treats. It's an insult.
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Name for Namesake
You can't just HAVE a NAME
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Grounded
Pegasus knights are just so good at getting captured by bandits that I assume the polite thing is to not mention it.
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Not to Scale
I never got into the original God of War games when they first came out, as I was not enough of an angsty teen in 2005 to relate to Kratos, the emotional embodiment of an angsty teen.
Norrin and I felt obligated to journey through the original trilogy before taking on Dad of Boy, and, let me tell you, it is extremely silly in retrospect. To celebrate, here is an extremely silly comic.
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The Cycle of Violence
Norrin wrote this comic. It is about a man who hates bicycles.
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Identity Crisis
All the cool kids make their identification photos completely unrecognizable as human beings! This is how you identify yourself as someone who isn't afraid of «laws».