Going Down Swinging

From a game mechanic point of view I understand why using a sword takes so much less stamina than the farming implements, but it also makes me think that the farmers of Stardew Valley are probably the strongest people on Earth.

Knucklehead

In a place where you can get firearms from vending machines, the background level of armed-ness is just a couple levels higher than usual.

A Tad Overdone

It's a well-documented fact that all Pokemon love to be dry.

Emotion to Adjourn

Feelin' it

Material Bads

I was EXPECTING a cOMPUTER

Golden Opportunity

Aloy trained her whole life to maximize her superhuman jumping and climbing powers, but, in a cruel twist of fate, can only activate them when in the presence of the color yellow.

I appreciate the extremely visible YOU CAN CLIMB THIS indicator in Horizon Zero Dawn, but it ended up giving me the adverse side effect of being pretty sure that any gentle incline that wasn't bright yellow was probably insurmountable.

High Horse

All horses love being abandoned in active volcanos. It's like a vacation for them.

Nerves of Steal

It's not stealing so much as tidying up.

Pipe Down

He's probably happier that way.

DID YOU KNOW? Awkward Zombie is now on Hiveworks!

Family Resemblance

It's always the person you least expect.