AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0511 - 0520 (H)
AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0511

Outfoxed

I think Big Boss forgot he was supposed to be sabotaging you, because he doesn't actually commit any acts of sabotage until almost the very end of Metal Gear, after you've done most of what you set out to do (thanks to his help). He's just that good of a CO.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0512

The Most Important Meal

I'm raising farm animals and crops so I can sell their byproducts for money, why would I ever waste them by eating them?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0513

Wetwork

The Zanzibar Land sewers are actually just storage reservoirs of cold viruses, so it all makes sense.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0514

A Clean Kill

Technically, he was already dead.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0515

Pet Peeves

Someone has to figure out what pangolins eat.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0516

If You Can't Join Them

I think it's a common impulse to want to interact with everything in a game. When the only vehicle the game gives you to do that is violence, it means I'm going to stop and murder every adorable animal I see, because that's the only way I can acknowledge their presence.

This is one of those comics where I'm hoping the general response is «wow, yes, me too,» and not «Katie, you are a psychopath.»

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0517

Thicker than Water

Metal Gear Solid is a game about not knowing anything about genetics and then making a lot of very important decisions based on not knowing anything about genetics.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0518

Want Not

I GUESS the idea is that all the trash cans on the satellite get emptied into the Recycler at some point, but it means that a lot of Prey is taking garbage out of garbage cans and carrying it ten feet to the nearest Recycler. Morgan Yu is basically a space janitor.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0519

The Strong, Silent Phenotype

Maybe if we're already suspending our disbelief and/or understanding of biology for long enough to accept that Dominant Genes Are Good And Recessive Genes Are Bad, we should just ignore this part.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0520

Frequent Flier

I think it's neat that Ace Attorney 6 has two parallel stories happening in two different countries, but it must be inconvenient that the international prosecutors' association only ever has one person on staff at any given time.

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