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An Extract Science

I'm almost sad they made Fulton recovery devices slightly more realistic in Phantom Pain, because watching dudes careen screaming through ceilings in Peace Walker never stopped being funny to me.

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A Tough Pill to Swallow

I have no explanations that make any better sense.

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If You Want It Done Right

I think I've played too many turn-based strategy games to be able to watch an AI flounder through it with presumably randomly-generated decisions.

It'd be nice if we could just clone Big Boss so he could go on every mission at once. I wonder why nobody's ever thought of that.

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Hourly Comic Day Comics 2016

Hourly Comic Day fell on a workday this year, so you get to learn about what I do at my day job! Upon review, I guess it's mostly sitting at my desk and complaining about stuff for eleven hours straight.

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Out of the Bag (Часть 1)

I need you to know that in the Metal Gear universe, Big Boss invented Doritos by stealing their confidential blueprints from the CIA.

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Out of the Bag (Часть 2)

Like, you can't just manufacture ten bags of chips or ten cans of soda, right? The snack foods game is a big infrastructure investment.

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Wishy-Washy

Bowser, nobody wants to talk to you about the philosophy of determinism, go home.

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Out of Sight, Out of Hind

For whatever reason, blowing up vehicles in Peace Walker doesn't count as killing anyone, even if the pilot stuck his head out his window a minute ago to shoot you with a gun. He prooooobably got out fine!

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Exporting

I'm almost positive life fundamentally sucks for 90% of the creatures you encounter in Mario Galaxy.

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Better Off Tread (Часть 1)

I really, really tried to prevent anyone from dying in Peace Walker but the vehicle drivers in that game are bloodthirsty. If Big Boss never showed up in Costa Rica, the whole Peace Walker incident would have blown over after all the tanks drove over everyone and then all crashed into eachother at once.

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