Hourly Comic Day Comics 2015

Sunday was Hourly Comic Day and so on that day I made comics, hourly! If you want to look at them, this is a great time to do that. I sat around basically all day! I left out the part where I ate from a cylinder labeled «POTATO STIX» over the course of several hours. Basically as soon as I'm alone my life turns into a mess.

Salt the Mirth

You can never trust a dog that laughs like a man.

Berry Strong

Pokemon trainers are all actually incredibly strong, which you can tell by their ability to uproot entire trees just by picking berries. They only send Pokemon out to fight for them as a courtesy, so their opponents aren't rendered into fine blood mists.

Drawback

Sometimes, like if I'm trying to move a weaker unit closer so they can get the kill, I'll box archers into one grid space without attacking them. I don't know what the AI thinks is happening when I do that.

Stretch Goals

Following a familiar Bioware pattern, the third installment in the Dragon Age series attempts to be much more of an action game than a Nerdy RPG For Nerds. One of the ways they've tried to distance themselves from That Kind Of Thing is by removing the ability to interact with distant objects by clicking on them, requiring you to manually walk towards an object and then click on it. This is, objectively, a more action-packed and rewarding object-clicking experience.

As someone who was very accustomed to The Old Ways, that means I've spent a lot of time in Inquisition standing still, trying to interact with something far away and wondering why nothing was happening.

Light Sleeper

She's great to have around when the power goes out, though.

Bicycle of Life

This is a comic that was written by Omnithea literally years ago and I have been biding my time until they made a Ruby/Sapphire remake. I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

Deadly Sin

I have eagerly kneeled face-first into way too many areas of effect trying to pick stuff up. All Corypheus had to do was set a treasure chest on fire and that would have stopped my Inquisition in its tracks.

Senseless

At this point I really only ever use my Wii to play GameCube games, which means digging out a Wiimote for five seconds to select the disc channel after turning the console on. My body does not consider that enough of a commitment to actually get up and find wherever the sensor bar has relocated to, so I typically just point in arcane directions until the cursor shows up on-screen.

Family Reunion

I'm pretty sure the Ice Climbers do not exist.