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Eureka
WHOOPS sorry for being A Giant Dirtbag about updating; I HAD HOURLIES all drawn and everything and was planning to have them as the update and then didn't scan them because of the dirtbag thing. But then I drew this comic so I hope we are square.
So basically I find it very funny that deductive reasoning is prettymuch considered magic in this game.
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Dehydrated
I was asleep and then Norrin was like YOU FORGOT TO POST A COMIC and I was like goddomot and then I posted a comic.
In a moment of «will anyone understand this» vigor I was looking up symptoms of dehydration in an attempt to make some visual cues, but it is difficult to draw headaches and a loss of appetite.
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Malpractice
GURRHURR HEY EVERYBODY IT'S DOCTOR BIGHEAD.
So I came back home for Spring Break yesterday and my house's power immediately got cut by GALE FORCE WINDS and there are trees down all over and it's raining and it could be days before my power comes back so I am uploading today's comic NOW while I'm at a friend's house. Early comic! MY MISERY IS A SAVORY TREAT FOR YOU.
Trauma Center: New Blood's co-op is awesome (in fact, the single-player mode is practically unplayable for lack of friend doctors), but it's hard to play through it without delegating someone to «inject magical unicorn tears into this artery so he doesn't die while I do the actual surgery» duty. Which is actually okay with me, because I can't cut in a straight line.
(This is a comic where I couldn't think of a punchline so Norrin gets stabbed)
(Norrin got a haircut)
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Hourly Comic Day Comics 2010
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I DID HOURLIES?
WELL I DID HOURLIES.
In February! Long ago enough that it was still very cold out and also the pencil got all smudged up. I don't think this batch was as interesting as the last one but I only had two hours of class that day.
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No Pokemon Allowed In My Pokemon Game
I sort of wish every Pokemon game didn't have a casino because I have a terrible crippling gambling problem. I have turned the game on, played Voltorb Flip for like an hour, and then turned the game off without actually looking at any Pokemon. TEAM ROCKET'S INSIDIOUS PLOT WAS A SUCCESS.
(I only go to the weird casino with one slot machine and a ton of empty space and bad interior design)
OH ALSO I AM GOING TO BE DOING A THING AT A CONVENTION! If you are in the HOBOKEN AREA on THIS SUNDAY you should go to the CASTLE POINT ANIME CONVENTION to watch me STUTTER and BE AWFUL and NOT KNOW HOW TO BE A PERSON! YEAHHHHHHHHH
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Beyond the Scope of Design
LOOK AT THAT DUMB-LOOKING GUN.
I think Borderlands's system of randomly-generated guns are really neat, except sometimes they raise questions. «Why does my sniper have a bayonet» kind of questions. It also has some of my favorite writing in a videogame ever.
ALSO thank you everyone who came out to CPAC to see me! I had fun and I HOPE YOU DID TOO. We made some comics together and had a Pokewalker orgy and it was great times.
Also happy first anniversary Norrin and me yaaaaay
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Affliction Confliction
You guys looked like you wanted a WoW joke so here it iiiiiis! I am always looking out for you. Death and Decay is more or less the anti-Consecrate, which makes sense considering death knights are more or less the anti-paladins. NORRIN WROTE THIS BECAUSE HE IS GREAT.