Rocket Manhandled

If you can't shoot someone you could always just throw them infront of your bullets. Or something.
Your actions are so poorly conveyed

HIATUS

SO LIKE I start college in a few days! I have never been to college before and don't know what I'm doing and in trying to turn over a new leaf of not being the worst student ever I think it would be a good idea to dedicate less time to certain activities. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS UNCLUDES SPENDING FOURTEEN HOURS A WEEK ON COMICS. Gimme a month or two to get things together and then you will probably see me resurface from the dank pit of real lifin' it. MEANWHILE WHAT YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT IS TINY KITTEN TEETH. ISN'T IT LOVELY. AND ALSO KINOKOFRY because I said I would do a guest comic and then did not I AM SORRY REBORKA I HOPE THESE CAPITAL LETTERS WILL SUFFICE AS PENANCE.

24-Hour Comic 2009

HI EVERYBODY I am in college and doing college things! Someone told me Friday night that yesterday was 24-Hour Comic Day, wherein you draw a 24-page comic in twenty-four hours or (if you are me) do twenty-four journal comics an hour apart each. I DID THIS AND YOU MAY LOOK AT IT. This was sort of on short notice so all I had to draw with was a crappy graph paper notebook and a mechanical pencil. I also used the worst scanner ever built so the image quality is fantastically bad.
Norrin wrote a note and it got cut off but it said «I so did not she is a gigantic liar» and he wanted me to tell you this.

Doorstopper

OH HEY YOU GUYS SO I AM DOING COMICS AGAIN! (FOR REAL!) TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENNNDS
Next week the comic will be about videogames!

Alchembrie

Don't worry; I've spent plenty of college time playing VVVVVIDEOGAAAAMESSS. And by «playing videogames» I mean «playing Oblivion» and by «playing Oblivion» I mean «doing Oblivion sidequests until I'm level twenty and have no useful skills or armor and thus can't complete the actual game without cheating.»

Dragging Along

I used to be all indignant about the shortcuts, but then I remembered I like speedleveling several alts at a time. Some day I will remember to change the date on the comic to 2010. That day is not today.
Goddamnit Photobucket if anyone knows why they maliciously resize half my things and knows how to make it stop let me know.

Limited Options

Maybe I'm just a bad Pokemon trainer but I can't stand attacks that don't do damage and they are without exception the first things I get rid of. Growl is just a synonym for TERRIBLE.
While I'm at it with having technology revolt on me, the rectangle tool on my version of Flash MX has stopped working. Everything else works fine, I just can't make rectangles which is terribly sad because they are my favorite shape. If anyone's ever ran into that and has a fix let me know.

Masturcation (Часть 1)

WHEN YOU DIE YOU LEAVE A CORPSE. THE UNDEAD CAN EAT CORPSES TO GAIN HEALTH BACK. BAD, LAZY ART.
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Masturcation (Часть 2)

This is a comic where the last panel has a man with a face.

Fart Joke

SOMETIMES I AM THE MOST WORST.
Also I did some hourly comics on Hourly Comics Day but I forgot to scan them. I will do that sometime this week probably! WHOOPS