AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0279
Stamena
I made the terrible mistake of starting a new Harvest Moon: a Wonderful Life file.
Every few years I remember this game exists, wonder why I've never beaten it, start a new file and get about an in-game year or two into it before realizing it's terrible and hiding the disc somewhere. THIS TIME, in an attempt to break the cycle, I've vowed to play the entire horrible thing through to the end, and I'm about 4/10ths of the way through, which is probably the furthest anyone has ever played it.
This is a game about a man who gets winded after picking up a chicken. This is Harvest Moon.