Junk Feud

At some point during this past summer, Norrin and I decided that we were going to attempt the first baby steps from a completely sedentary and oversalted lifestyle to one that was less likely to end at age forty-five. We started eating a little better and even went walking every morning (the plan was to escalate to running, but not until a time when it wouldn't cause our hearts to explode (BABY STEPS)).
Then I spent a semester in Connecticut and, neither of us having someone around to judge him, we both completely stopped and went back to being awful and unhealthy people. OH WELL.