Swindling Kindling

I don't think I've ever paid for flint and tinder.
But where there's a town, there's a fire, right?
So! Ha! Here I am! Back to a regular schedule finally (hopefully).
Making that entirely unlikely is the fact that I've subscribed to World of Warcraft and have become completely enamored with it. (But, before you get mad at me, no, it was not the reason I've been scarce for so long, hurrr.) I can already feel the rest of my life disintegrating before me.