Still Beats Walking

What? A WoWcraft joke? Unheard of.
I don't play it, myself, but I've got a friend who does and I've watched from over his shoulder. At one point I saw him obtain a «Carrot On A Stick» sort of item, which was supposed to boost a mount's speed. Makes enough sense, except that most of the steeds you'd find in Warcraft don't seem like they'd really care for that sort of thing. Maybe a Dead Calf On A Stick would work better.
Okay bad comic is bad.