I do want to talk to someone who knows about the local neural nets. Okay. I volunteer to be their model.
Besides, people before me risked long voyages, obstacles, and overcame great hardship in their pursuit of knowledge. Surely I can brave apprentice tailors.
Ah, yes. Traffic jams on the way to the library. Card catalogs. The Dewey Decimal system!
Researchers were a tough and hearty breed in the days before the internet.