The security team seems to like your lichen topiary. There's one going over to look at your masterpiece.
My eyes! I've got to pull out my eyes! If I don't, I might see it again! Let me go! I've got to pull out my eyes!
He didn't like my sculpture of you, “Sam as a Reclining Nude.”
He's just a security guard. I'm sure the art critics will go properly mad over it.