Freefall 1274
Making life interesting for the mayor
The security team seems to like your lichen topiary. There's one going over to look at your masterpiece.
AIEEG!
My eyes! I've got to pull out my eyes! If I don't, I might see it again! Let me go! I've got to pull out my eyes!
He didn't like my sculpture of you, “Sam as a Reclining Nude.”
He's just a security guard. I'm sure the art critics will go properly mad over it.